Chouxes

Jason exited the meeting room to find Percy sitting on the sofa, watching TV with a bowl of crisps on his lap. Percy did exit the room 10 minutes ago, saying he needed a toilet break. So this was his idea of a toilet break. Jason walked over and asked, "mind if I join?" Percy said something, but his mouth was stuffed with sour cream 'n' onion Pringles that his words sounded like "fish are white". He swallowed and repeated, "it's alright". Jason sat next to him and watched. Wait, is Percy really watching.. "Master Chef?" Jason asked. "Seriously?" Percy shrugged. "There's nothing to watch. Besides, I'm not going back in there-" he gesture